Age: 29

Hometown: Lubbock, TX

ABC has assigned Kirk Bryant the occupation of “College Football Coach.” Texas Tech calls him a “Senior Offensive Analyst.” Honestly, we don’t know (or care) enough about football to explore this any further right now. If you like reading about football dudes, check out rumored Paradise cast member Andrew Spencer, former Bachelor Clayton Echard, or current host Jesse Palmer.

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